The Truth About Boys.

"It's a sick joke," said a friend as he sipped his Coke. "Why do good guys always end up getting hurt?"

I tried rationalizing it, failed, then subsequently tried to generalize it. I tried to make sense of something that; try as I might, bloody well doesn't. Good guys always,always, finish last. It's the rule of the game. And we always end up on the losing side.

Girls (in general) play the game well. Imagine this: You're at a bar, a girl chats you up and asks you to accompany her home. I can say with absolute confidence that she will get you to follow like a dog on a very, very short leash.

Now imagine if the situation were reversed. You'd still be the dog, but dear me, where's that bloody leash gone to? Exactly. It's not a dickey dick world we live in gents. Wake up and smell the bloody tampons (no pun intended).

The truth is, boys are an easy bunch to decipher. We're like apes. We only ever want one thing. Give to us what we want and we'll give you the bloody world. It's really that simple.

Girls on the other hand...well, let's just say that i'd probably ace a bullseye 9 times in a row before i'd even grace the very tip of the feminine condition. It's like doing rocket science, only much harder.

The reality behind it all is simple. Guys who get hurt by girls inadvertantly become the very person(s) that most girls try to avoid. It's like a cycle of sadism. No one wins, but i'm pretty sure almost everyone loses.

Why is it that when a man gives a woman what she wants, ie Commitment, it is the man who gets dumped in the end? Nine times out of Ten, us guys are the ones who get brushed aside after 2,3 maybe even 4 years down the road.

No one wants to get hurt, but in the same respect, no one wants to take the blame.

The Truth about us boys is this;

We want the very same thing you want too.

We're people too. Remember that.